- A Syntese · A (ACE) · A 100 Destino · A 24 · A 25ª Experiência · A 26 Sentido Unico · A 4 Apple · A 750ml Affair · A 7Mares · A Adoradora A And R A Angel For Me A Arca A Arca de Noé A Arca de Noé (Musical)
- As Bahgualadas · As Bahgualdas · As Bahias e a Cozinha Mineira · As Baías · As Baphônicas · As Beige · As Bests · As Blood Runs Black · As Bofinhas As Bold As Lions B Angie B B ao Cubo B Charme B Chiku Sentai SOX B Dicky
- As Caçulinhas · As Caipiras · As Carinhosas · As Centelhas · As Cinzas do Tempo · As Cities Burn · As Claves de Sol · As Cobras Malditas · As Cores Avessas de Frida Kahlo As Crianças Cantam As Crônicas de Nárnia As Cumade C -Ya C A L I M A N c a n d i d !
- As Danadinhas · As Dannadinhas · As De Ouro · As December Falls · As Delmondes · As Desejadas · As Despejadas · As Divas · As Divas do Arrocha · As Divine Grace As Do They Fall As Donnas As Dramatic Homage D D ' Larc
- As Eden Burns · As Enemies Arise · As Espiãs do Rio · As Esquisitonas · As Estrelas · As Estrelinhas · As Everything Unfolds · As Experimentas E a Terra Nunca Me Pareceu Tão Distante E a Vaca Foi Pro Brejo E Agora, Zé? E Band E Capruun E Craft E for Explosion
- As Faces de Chico · As Farp's Law · As Fast As · As Filhas Da Promessa · As Flames Die Out · As fogosas · As Forever Fades · As Frenéticas As Friends Rust F 7 3 PACK F Batista F Cascione F D S F K F L Y
- As Gaivotas · As Galvão · As Ganhadeiras de Itapuã · As Gatas · As Gods · As Gurias · G - Star · G A B S · G A B Y Y · G Ambrosio · G Block G Chrisovam G Christovam G Dalest G DUKE
- As Hell Retreats · As Hope Dies · As Horas · H · H & Claire · H & J POP · H 3 F · H A D A S H I · h a u x · H Aufray (old french song) · H B H C Farias H doble K H E N R I K E Lucho H Hanna
- As I Attempt · As I Fall · As I Kill · As I Lay Dying · As I Lay Dying (Austria) · As I Lay Dyng · As I May · As In Adversaries · As in Rebekkamaria As Indomadas As Insólitas As Irmãs do Arrocha As Irmãs Tavares As Isaac As It Is
- As Januárias · J (j.ae) · J (Jun Onose) · J 087 · J a D a · J a u m · J Abdiel · J Abecia · J Adore · J Alex · J Alphonse Nicholson · J Alvarez J Antoni Jota J Antony J Balvin
- K (Kei) · K 93 · K a e · k a l i · k a m a i t a c h i · K And The Dogs · K Anime Project · K Beezy 28 · K Cagri Ozcan · K Camp · K Cl Hailey · K D U K da Coiza K Da Cruz K E M A L
- As Leites · As Leoas · As Light Dies · As Lions · As Lobinhas · As Longas Viagens · L (Infinite) · L (Raphaële Lannadère) · L Brother L D Carlos Alberto Navarro L Devine L e a x L E N I N L I B E R T É l i l a
- As M.m.f · As Mais Belas Histórias da Bíblia · As Mais Mais da Bahia · As Malandras · As Mambas · As Manas · As Manas do Forró · As Marcianas As Melhores As Melhores do Forró 2012 As Melindrosas As Memory Dies As Meninas As Meninas de Deus As Meninas De Jesus
- As Nandas · As Negas Sarah & Juddy · As Night Falls · As Ninas · As Novinhas · N . T . I · N A T I V E S · N DRIVE · N E C Y · N Filip · N Five N Fly N Fora N G La Banda N i G H T S
- As Oceans · As Oliveiras de Cristo · As Olívias · As One · As One OG Mile · O - Dred · O (Sur)real Mundo de Any Malu · O 4º Sobrevivente · O Acaso Mora ao Lado O Admirador O Aine Rause O Alento O Álibi O Alienista O Alvo
- As Packards · As Palavras · As Palavras Queimam · As Pantaneiras · As Panteras · As Paradise Falls · As Parêa · As Patricinhas · As Pepitinhas As Pequeninas As Pérolas da Adoração As Pitchulas As Poderosas As Primas As Princesinhas
- Os Q'delicias · Os Quais · Os Quatis · Os Quatro · Os Quatro Amigos & João Dias · Os Quatro e Meia · Os Quatro Gaudérios · Os Quatro Reais Os Quatro Valetes Os Quebradeiras Os Quéops Os Qüeras Os Querubins Os Querubins da Guarda Os Químicos
- As Radioativas · As Rappa · As Rochinhas · As Ronaldinhas · Os Radiadores · Os Rancheiros · Os Reaças · Os Refletores · Os Regnaldos · Os Reis da Cocada Preta Os Reis do Fandango Os Reis do Fofa Os Reis do Iê Iê Iê Os Rélpis Os Remanescentes
- As Sahar · As Sanity Fades · As Sekiria · As Serenity Fades · As Silence Breaks · As Sirens Fall · As Stories Go · As Stormclouds Gather · As Stouradas As Styllozas As Sublimes As Super Gatinhas Os Sacerdotes Os Safardanos Os Sakanas
- As Tall As Lions · As Tandinhas · As Tandinhas & Imagem.com · As Tchutchucas · As Tequileiras · As The Blood Spills · As The Palaces Burn · As The Plot Thickens As the Sea Parts As The Sky Falls As The Structure Fails As The Sun Sets As The World Fades As They Burn As They Burn Alive
- Os Ultra Secretos · Os Ultra-sônicos · Os Under-Undergrounds · Os Undergraudios · Os Ungidos · Os Unicistas · Os Urutaus · The U-Men The U.M.C.'s The Ugly The Ugly Club The Ugly Ducklings The Ugly Facade The Ugly Kings The Uglys
- As Verdades de Anabela · Os Vadios · Os Vagalumes · Os Valanga · Os Valdo's · Os Valetes · Os Valletes · Os Vaqueirinhos de Jesus · Os Varões Os Vasos do Oleiro Os Vegetais Os Veigas Os Velhos Os Velhos Guris Os Vencedores
- As Xaves · Os Xarás do Forró · Os Xocoteiros · The X-Ecutioners · The Xcerts · The Xebellian Triangle · The Xomanos · The Xperience Project · The Xupet's The XX X X 7ears X Alfonso X Ambassadors X Cite
- As We Ascend · As We Back to Life · As We Draw · As We Fight · Os Wambler · Os Wanderleys · Os Wilsos · The W's · The Wage Of Sin · The Waifs The Waifs The Wailers The Wailin' Jennys The Waiting The Waitresses
- As You Drown · The Yankee Dolar · The Yankees · The Yardbirds · The Yardbrooms · The Yardigans · The Yasha Kagemusha's · The Yayhoos · The Yeah You's The Year Of Our Lord The Years Gone By The Yellers The Yellow Monkey The Yellow Punk The Yellow Sign
- Os Zé Pedro dos Xutos · Os Zéz · Os Zezeis · Os Zing · The Zambonis · The Zane · The Zasters · The Zealots · The Zeest · The Zejados · The Zen Circus The Zenith Passage The Zephyrs The Zeros The Zico Chain
- A Syntese · A (ACE) · A 100 Destino · A 24 · A 25ª Experiência · A 26 Sentido Unico · A 4 Apple · A 750ml Affair · A 7Mares · A Adoradora A And R A Angel For Me A Arca A Arca de Noé A Arca de Noé (Musical)
Funk da Velhinha
Bonde do Rolê
Compositor: Não Disponível
Fui ao geriatra, caganeira de lascar
No meio do caminho, desloquei minha lombar
Papagaio empalhado, guisado de quiabo
Óculos bifocal, velha surda é o caralho
É o funk das velhinha, que chegou pra arrepiar
As artrite e as artrose vai mexer até quebrar
Então, vai, vai, tira a dentadura
Vai, vai, morde a rapadura
Vai, vai, vai, vai, vaaaaaaaai!
Vem ser meu lobo mau
Mastiga minha granola
Me mostra o seu bilau
Que eu não vejo desde a escola
Chupeta da vovó
Chapeuzinho virou lenda
Isso sim que é velha prenda
É o funk das velhinha, que chegou pra arrepiar
As artrite e as artrose vai mexer até quebrar
Então, vai, vai, tira a dentadura
Vai, vai, morde a rapadura
Vai, vai, vai, vai, vaaaaaaaai!
Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
